cornyjokes

Corny, clean jokes straight from the terminal. Yes, that's right! You too can entertain those who don't want to be entertained, who cannot appreciate the nuances of high-brow humor. Why, with this snap, you'll become the life of the party, the master of ceremonies and the envy of others!

*Disclaimer, none of that is true. Not at all. But enjoy the snap, none-the-less!

To run, just type (in your terminal): cornyjokes

Or, you can use the option flag -p to print just the text.

From the help menu (-h flag):

cornyjokes prints an insult along with an ascii image of a smilie.

To disable ascii mode, use the -p flag.

Submit more corny jokes: https://github.com/kz6fittycent/corny-jokes